thebbcisslowlykillingme:

meulins-choice-ass:

whodoyouthinkyourefooling:

funfreacksnc:

babyferaligator:

trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay

u are the future 

find the hay in the needlestack tho

Big Magnet.

if we ever get off this fucking website we are going to do great things

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eldritch-horrorterror:

if you listen closely you can hear all the 6th grade boys laughing

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so-many-feels:

deucebowl:

If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.

i think you would be a very good wizard.

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rhydonmyhardon:

i fricken hate math jokes I only get them a fraction of the time

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jimdoesntcarrey:

salacl:

jimdoesntcarrey:

lucille-is-a-vampire-bat:

does any1 remember the replacements

i do

what happened to this show!!!???

it was… replaced

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tampabaybby:

there is never a wrong time to reblog this

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boosprite:

OMG I FORGOT TO SHARE THIS STorRY

so i was drunk last night and we walked to mcdonalds and for some reason I thought the coffee was called a mcdouble (cause at tim hortons the coffee i get is called a doubledouble)

AND I WAS SO FUCKING CONFUSED WHEN THEY HANDED ME A HAMBURGER

THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED

i just looked at it and went THIS IS NOT A COFFEE???

and the guy just looked at me and went “no its not”

it was the most confusing point of my drunk life

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